Elevator Assholes

Don't you just hate people who go inside the elevator first ahead of people trying to go out... and then they fucking stand in front, refusing to move over to the back even if there are people still trying to get in? I mean, there's still plenty of space you jerk!

I don't give a flying fuck if you're floor is the first we'll reach... get the fuck out of my way or I will shove my arm down your throat and pull an organ out you fucking dillweed!

Christ! What is it with you people?