The week that overlapped

OK, so I didn't get that chair. Motherfucker beat me to it. Oh well. I guess things could be worse. They could find out that I've actually already started work in my new company this week when I'm still supposed to be doing my last week of turn over and be working from home answering email questions. But I'm not. So at least for this week, 2 companies are paying my salary. Not too bad. Not too bad at all.